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I'm thankful that I only have to fake working for two days this week.

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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.

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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.

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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all of the above.

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.

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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?

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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

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Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.

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Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks.

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

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No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.

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