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One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to the guy, what are you doing here? the guy replied I love your wife & she loves me too. To this the man said I know that my wife loves me & not you. After a long conversation they decided we'll lets hold our guns & fire each other & pretend to be dead. She will mourn for the guy she loves the most& the other person will get out of their lives. The wife heard the gunshots, she came into the room, shocked and surprised, stood staring at both the dead bodies. Suddenly she started laughing out loudly, rejoicing and shouted Bob get out of that wardrobe, these 2 idiots are dead now!.
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Paul was dying of an un-known illness. His wife sat at the bedside comforting him. He looked up and said weakly, I have something I must confess. There's no need to, his wife replied. No, he insisted, I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, and your best friend! I know, I know, she replied. Now just rest and let the poison work
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I'm married to a wrong man
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BONANZA * BONANZA * BONANZA The BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky winners stand the chance of a lifetime to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES. How to enter: Drink a glass of Ogogoro, Kai-Kai or Dry Gin and slap a Soldier Man in uniform, and u can be one of the THREE LUCKY WINNERS to win FANTASTIC prizes like; (1)Bandages (2)Neck guards (3)Crouches (walking aid) (4) A trip to a five star medical center and LOTS MORE!!! Remember the more soldiers you slap, the greater your chances of winning, so HURRY now!!! Offer last till you get beaten up, so go get it started!!! See HOSPITALS, MORTUARY, PRISON YARDS and Newspaper for more details
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Twenty Four hours After United States concluded the Presidential election. The winner Mr Barack Obama is celebrating his victory. The Nigerian President has just arrived the United state with his entourage to congratulate him. This is really a surprise said Obama to the Nigerian President American are advanced, they know the results immediately after the election See You replied the Nigerian President. We Nigerians are more advanced, we always know the result even before the election.
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A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, the wife called him a fool. The husband got angry & said he cannot be called a FOOL by a woman, not even his wife, so she must there fore leave his house. Neighbors intervened & the matter was resolved. But the wife was still nursing anger. Later that night it rained heavily & it was so cold the husband wanted to perform his manly duty, sneaking his hand to touch his wife's laps in the dark, the wife said Who is this FOOL? The husband gently and quietly answered,It's me, honey!
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In order to surprise her husband, the wife of a company executive decided to stop by her husband's office. On entering the office, she saw the females secretary sitting on her husband s laps. In order to defend himself knowing he has been caught red-handed, the husband said shouting budget cut or no budget cut, management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat!!
Horla
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Imagine how different your life would be if you literally said everything that was on your mind.
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Who run the world girls, who run the girls boys, who fuck the girls boys boys :p
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Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy
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Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding in my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
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Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding in my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
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Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
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Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
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Month Three: You know what Mommy? I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I want you to always be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
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The most beautiful thing
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Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
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Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
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If you haven't feed with shit, you wont know shit. shit happens you know
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