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54 Wedding quotes tagged with Funny.
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld
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Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never use.
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I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own.
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Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again.
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I feel slighted for not being invited to your wedding that I would have totally ruined with drunken antics or not gone to.
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
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I want to build a life and corresponding mountain of debt with you.
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I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.
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Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty.
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May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.
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My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend.
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.
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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
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Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.
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I hope the photo session doesn't last longer than the marriage.
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I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to.
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We'll always cherish the item we exchanged your gift for.
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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.
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