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If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks, then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
John Vercetti
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I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat?
John Vercetti
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For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis.
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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
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And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth and receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers
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I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick?
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
John Vercetti
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I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.
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Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe or a hoe in recovery
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The ugly truth about being butt hurt is even if you say you're not, it's obvious that you are
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That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole
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There's nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10
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Do some man shit! Deny your feelings, act like you got answers
Bill Burr
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There has been times where I thought I was in love...until I came
John Vercetti
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When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt hold hands with the other team and pray. Wed be looking for his mother crying, like, Thats right, lady . . . He cant even wiggle his toes. Take his socks.
Patrice O'Neal
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Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey
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O booty calls, booty calls! wherefore art thou booty calls?
John Vercetti
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I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
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I love the smell of queef in the morning
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