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If the world was run by women, it would be mostly peaceful with heated arguments every 28 days.

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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.

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I'm not questioning; I'm just asking.

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It's funny when someone breaks an awkward silence by saying 'that was an awkward silence.'

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Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro.

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Have you seen the guy who hides from gay people at Walmart?

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I'm not questioning; I'm just asking.

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I'm too old to die!

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Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with the new. [Hint: it protects you]

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If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.

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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't ignore insults and let them go. Stand up for yourself.

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Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!

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If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

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Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.

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Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

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Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.

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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]

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Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or if you feel threatened.

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