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That awkward moment when someone is mad at you and you don't even know what you did.
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Creating situations in your head that will never happen in real life.
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LMAO !!
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EMMA : when I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? ZHAT : I clean the toilet! EMMA : How does that help? ZHAT : I use your toothbrush.
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I think...my phone is broken. I pressed the home button but I'm still at office....omg !
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The best way to break up in the 21st century is to propose to your boyfriend/girlfriend dear, will you please be my ex- ? so that I can find the next!
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Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.
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CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS CONVO ? :/
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Science says, by boiling water the germs in the water are killed! but science does not know that by boiling water the dead germs remain in the water and are consumed by us!
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . How about trying again? 3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey you got a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair are shedding.! 5. When someone call's on land-line and asks where are you? Me: Hi I am in the market with telephone around my neck...
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Teacher: Spell Ambulance? Student: A.... M.... B.... U.... Teacher: Faster!!!! Student: Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!
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Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how does he know you Jim? Jim: We play Golf together. In the club... Bartender: The usual beer Jim? Wife: and how does he know you? Jim: we are on the darts team! Lap dancer: The special again Jim?? Wife drags Jim out of the club and jumps into the taxi, but before she could tell the address! Taxi driver: Hey Jimmy boy, you picked up an ugly one tonight, same hotel?? HAHAHA
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Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.
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Dream big and dare to fail.
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Dont say you dont have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Bill Gates, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
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You will get what you want, when you stop making excuses on why you dont have it.
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Many fear competition from others. But the biggest critic should be the person in the mirror.
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Think outside of the box, create your own path in life. You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says Im possible!
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A heart is a muscle, and what do muscles do when they are torn? They grow back STRONGER!
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