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C_shye Quotes & Sayings
IQ Score: 1200
Total quotes: 15
Who Gives A Fuck
Have A Nice Day
Shotguns are like men, they can lay around, unused for years then suddenly you get the urge to shoot it, just to see what it feels like
A friend invited me to join facebook, then another friend said no, come over to my space, I had, had a few drinks, was a bit confused, joined a site called cum over my face, got 12,000 hits the first day, lol
Paranoid is when your beings screwed by your lawyer and believe you'll end up pregnant
Who Gives A Fuck quotes
Husband/partner ''I wear the trousers in this relationship'' Woman ''and I wear the knickers, and you wont be getting in them until you change your egotistical attitude''
Vicars fake orgasms, by spitting on the choir boys back
Get a taste for religon, give a bishop a blow job
I can't be nasty to you, its pat a pig week
Q. Why is it you remember everyting, especially after an argument. A. Because I pay attention, you should make the same effort. Q. Why do you think I'm a bloody mindreader? A. There you are you just proved you don't listen to a thing I say.
Roses are Red, violets are Blue I have clamydia and now so do you
All those pokes, wish they had a slap facility
Have A Nice Day quotes
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
Remember we are all in the same boat, perhaps on different decks, but if the boat sinks we are screwed
Life Quotes quotes
Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever.
Wow 12 inches I am impressed, what are you going to do screw me 3 times
Men And Women
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