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Carlosbanks47 Quotes & Sayings
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Total quotes: 19
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
Carlos Banks
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Funny Facebook Status quotes
I don't hate you, I just...never mind I hate you.
Carlos Banks
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Funny Facebook Status quotes
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next.
Carlos Banks
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Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._.
Carlos Banks
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Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do...
Carlos Banks
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Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man.
Carlos Banks
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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right.
Carlos Banks
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One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.
Carlos Banks
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Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say.
Carlos Banks
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I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.
Carlos Banks
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I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
Carlos Banks
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee
Carlos De'shawn Banks
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Funny Facebook Status quotes
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around
Carlos De'shawn Banks
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Funny Facebook Status quotes
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook
Carlos De'shawn Banks
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Funny Facebook Status quotes
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single
Carlos De'shawn Banks
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Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______-
Carlos Banks
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One of the worst mistakes youll make is walking away from the girl that stood there and waited for you.
Carlos Deshawn Banks
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A boy will ask for a naked picture. A man will ask for a picture without makeup.
Carlos Banks
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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Carlos Banks
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