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'I want to date someone older than my parents.' Said no one ever.
'Your breath tastes so sweet in the morning.' Said no one ever.
'I love crying babies when I'm on a plane.' Said no one ever.
'I'm so glad I'm working today and not at the beach.' Said no one ever.
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'You gave me way too much change.' Said no one ever.
'It feels so great to be ignored.' Said no one ever.
'I wish I was Octomom.' Said no one ever.
'This lettuce sure beats having cake!' Said no one ever.
'Wow that orange spray tan really suits you!' Said no one ever.
'My, what lovely Crocs you're wearing' Said no one ever.
'I LOVE old shoes.' Said no one ever.
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