A Good Story Is Always You Doing Something Wrong, You Know? That's Why Nice People Are So Damn Boring. I Mean, They're Nice, But Their Stories Suck. - SearchQuotes

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A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.

Bill Burr

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