A Husband Is A Guy Who Tells You When You've Got On Too Much Lipstick And Helps You With Your Girdle When Your Hips Stick. - SearchQuotes

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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ogden Nash

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