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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Jerome K Jerome
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
Truth is the glue that holds government together
Gerald R Ford
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
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