A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'I've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'It's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'I Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'Okay - You're Ugly As Well.' - SearchQuotes

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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

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