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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success
Anna Garlin Spencer
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
A Real Man
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