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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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Get off Facebook while in church.
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Sex is great for stress
I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fucking fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Flip that ! Bust that!
Ay man get money, birdman, "bddahhhh!
Hey, is this your boy?
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
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