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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Life Lesson quotes
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
John Alexander Thom
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
Henry Louis Mencken
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Lifelong Learning quotes
Being busy does not always mean real work. The object of all work is production or accomplishment and to either of these ends there must be forethought, system, planning, intelligence, and honest purpose, as well as perspiration. Seeming to do is not doing.
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