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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.
What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether you think you better your not don't need a sweater I'm hot, I'm a really cool shorty who can really find your g-spot...what the fucks a g-spot.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers.
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.
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