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And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn.
What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.
What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers.
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.
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