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As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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