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As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial.
I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.
Yeeeeeep...Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
C'mon guys; let's not watch it. Porn is degrading to women and degrading to females and...help me out, Monica.
I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to 'Chanandler Bong.'
Omigod. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.
You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going on. I don't suppose you've seen the cover of British Vogue, have you?
Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.
Oh, so it's a little like 'The Hobbit.'
Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it.
I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it.
Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?
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