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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Nothing's sacred anymore. Those girls and I got so close. They were painting me naked every day for months. It was kind of like going to a really bizarre sleepover. It's what you guys imagine we do: One naked girl and seven pairs of hands all over her.
In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress.
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
I'm sorry that I hit your family. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.
I feel like a shaking Chihuahua at the door!
I wish this was like Mean Girls and I could just break this up and throw it at all of you!
Sometimes I get anxiety about not staying up late enough. I'm not the one in the corner, but if anyone was like, 'I want to go home and watch The Big Lebowski,' I'd be right there with my hand up.
I want people to say, 'I'm in a really bad mood, let's go see a Jennifer Lawrence movie.
I look at Kristen Stewart now, and I think, 'I'd never want to be that famous.'
Did I feel naked being naked? Yeah. Totally.
I was a cheerleader for six years, but I also have this totally competitive side. I'll wrestle anyone at any timeI was the manliest cheerleader. I had the lowest voice.
I should say it wasn't real, for PETA. But screw PETA.
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