Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, By Any Chance Did You Throw Up In My Urn? Because There Was This Funky Blue Sh.. In It. Juno: No, Bren, I Would Never Barf In Your Earn. - SearchQuotes

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Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue sh.. in it. Juno: No, Bren, I would never barf in your earn.

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