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Cabs are here!
GTL...Gym, tan, laundry
I had a Shnooky night.
Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda just wanna smack it to the side.
Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a Cup? I am putting you up for Rookie of the Year Award!
The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.
If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to give and shes down for a lot-a-stuffin.
Burgers for the boys!
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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