Clean The House, You Dirty Mess! Please Hit The F*ckin Treadmill! You Know What, Dont Even Hit The Treadmill.. Hit The Elliptical, Its Better For You. - SearchQuotes

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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.

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