Conservative Lawmakers In Egypt Have Called For A Ban On Imports Of A Kit Meant To Help Women Fake Their Virginity On Their Wedding Night. The Kit Consists Of A Back Brace And A Battlestar Galactica Nightie. - SearchQuotes

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Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding night. The kit consists of a back brace and a Battlestar Galactica nightie.

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