Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed Is A Rubber Band, A Paper Clip, And A Drinking Straw. Please Save My Dog. - SearchQuotes

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Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

Peter Griffin

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