Department Store Santas Are Apparently Being Trained To Lower Childrens Expectations About Toys Because Of The Recession. Yeah, Its Weird When You Ask Santa For A Train Set And Hes Like, Yeah, How Bout A Bus Token? - SearchQuotes

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Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for a train set and hes like, Yeah, how bout a bus token?

Jimmy Fallon

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