Get in Touch
Browse our latest quotes
Categorized list of quote topics
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?
I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.
I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.
I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.
Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.
Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of satin sea.
We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.
Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.
Im Better Than You
Trust In God
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2021 SearchQuotes™