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Admit it...You all have woman boners.
Don't cheat off an Asian they're over rated.
A lot of people think about careers being the ultimate goal when they grow up. They want to make a lot of money or they want to be rich and famous. When I grow up I want to be something I never had. I want to be a dad. I dont know what job I'm gonna have or how much money I'm gonna make. But I know for fact my kid is gonna have more love than anyone on this planet and thats all I want.
I'll write a song about your baby dick...It's average!'
Having lunch with a teacher is super creepy. Dressing up like an anime character is also creepy.
If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up.
Be you. And say fuck you to anybody that doesn't like that.
Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
If you want to be successful, and you want to be happy in life, you've got to stay true to you.
If you can't laugh at yourself, then what the fuck is the point of living?
Let me know when you're done being a boring ass bitch.
Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that.
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