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Don't be stupid, no one owns the internet.
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
Hasn't it got, like, defense codes and things? Can't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them?
That was a real spaceship.
So history's happening and we're stuck here. We could always do what everyone else does. We could watch it on TV.
Every conversation with you just goes mental. There's no one else I can talk to. I've seen all that stuff up there. The size of it. And I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things. And I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist.
My mom was right. That's one hell of an age gap.
I can't tell her. I can't even begin. She's never going to forgive me. And I missed a year. Was it good?
But I can't die. Tell me I can't. I haven't even been born yet. It's impossible for me to die. Isn't it?
No chance you were going to say 'gazebo,' is there?
You can't let them run around inside dead people.
What sort of date are you? Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. We've only got five billion years 'til the shops close.
I don't know. I want...Can you smell chips?
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