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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A A Milne
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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