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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy and colorful and lively.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said
Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
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