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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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