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Fake people suck. That is all.
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on randomly....
My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws.
I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
Sometimes I dance just for my dogs....and they look at me like I'm a weirdo. I guess it's a good thing they can't talk.
My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo!
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
I'm trying to learn how to make it clap...
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed to hit myself in the face with the shit shoe.
Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better. I love that man.
50 Year Old Birthday
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