First Of All, I'ma Live Forever, But If I Do Die I'ma Smack God Upside The Head And Tell Him To Get Me A Grilled Cheese Sandwich And Some Tacos. - SearchQuotes

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First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos.

Riley Freeman

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