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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Dont Judge Me
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