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Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
I'm more stoned than a biblical whore.
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. Youll soon find out that you dont care that much about being right.
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So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer?
Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support.
I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now!
Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!
Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bitch, or a bitch-ass punk.
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!
My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...
I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big dick though...I got bad credit, aint that a bitch?
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I Dont Give A Fuck
Trust No One
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