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Gas is so mother'fu..in high. Hot Damn gas. sh..!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, ive got 3 cigarettes."
Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bi...!
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Spanish people you gotta get you some ni... friends too so they can tell you when sh.. is is not appropriate we are tired of going to the laundry mat to see you in there your baby girl is all but seven years old this bi... has a wedding dress and soccer shoes on WHERE THE fu.. IS SHE GOIN? IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH!?
Hello ni...s, Hello bi...es! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bi...es cuz I don't know you all by name.
Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha talk about...they fu..in hate it but you gonna have to understand thats the way it is.....Have you eva caught a muthafuka starin at you with the I just caught the stomach virus face?..you ever just out yo peripheral like.......like everything bout you just fu.. with them.
TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING fu..ED UP!!
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pus.. replacement..you cant replace pus..! pus.. is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
If your pus.. was so good, you would drive a better car.
Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bi...!
Hey ni..., ni..., ni..., ni...You know that sh.. I sold you last week...It's nothin ni... it's nothin, it's nothin...This sh.. here ni..., this sh.. here ni..., this sh.. right here ni..., This sh.. called Deaf...Death? You mean I'm gonna hit it and die!! Not death ni... deaf...You hit this sh.. twice you wont hear sh..
In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are free to do the stupid sh.....Like looking at ya own di.....and I think I speak for all ni...s in attendance today when I say there ain't nothing better than looking at ya own di...
If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fu.. you are doing wit yo life.
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