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Growing up, I always wanted to be on the game show Supermarket Sweep. They should bring it back! I'd go straight for the meat...and WIN!
I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you.
My bed is a hoarder.
Fake people suck. That is all.
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on randomly....
My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws.
I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
Sometimes I dance just for my dogs....and they look at me like I'm a weirdo. I guess it's a good thing they can't talk.
My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo!
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
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