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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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