Hey, Mother! I Come Bearing A Gift. Ill Give You A Hint: Its In My Diaper, And Its Not A Toaster. -Stewie Griffin - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin

Family Guy

19 Likes

19 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin

20 Likes

Sponsored Links

Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire

21 Likes

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin

31 Likes

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie

12 Likes

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin

20 Likes

Sponsored Links

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin

35 Likes

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin

27 Likes

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

14 Likes

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin

33 Likes

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™