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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed nigger.
The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was well nigger sometimes you gotta race, I don't know.
I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.
Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cuz when the shit goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!"
Im rich bitch!
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