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How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!
You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?
America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont worry, I'll wait.
Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.
Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.
Gas is so mother'fuckin high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, ive got 3 cigarettes."
Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you when shit is is not appropriate we are tired of going to the laundry mat to see you in there your baby girl is all but seven years old this bitch has a wedding dress and soccer shoes on WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE GOIN? IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH!?
Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz I don't know you all by name.
Haters: they hate what you look like, whacha wearing, whacha drivin, whacha think about, whacha talk about...they fuckin hate it but you gonna have to understand thats the way it is.....Have you eva caught a muthafuka starin at you with the I just caught the stomach virus face?..you ever just out yo peripheral like.......like everything bout you just fuck with them.
TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a nigga aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
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