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I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when the mother leave.. You got show we small but big at the same time.
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
It's about to go down.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
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