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I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
They'll get you anything with that evil smile. Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.
Sign a couple autographs. So I can eat my meals for free.
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels. Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes.
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name.
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars. My own star on Hollywood Boulevard.
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet.
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
I want a brand new house. On an episode of Cribs.
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win.
I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in.
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
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