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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Just Because quotes
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step to failure
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
High School Senior
I Deserve Better
Listen To Your Heart
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