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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
I'm basically always on tour.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
I am in love with Larry David.
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