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I'm really fun, I'm ridiculously fun. I hope I'm infectiously fun!
Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
I am a huge fan of the transgender community. I am so not a proper, good female. I can't dance in high heels and I'm just so not girly, but then I see men with these banging bodies, dancing in heels, singing and having so much fun with so much makeup on. That makes me honestly want to be a better woman. It is so fascinating that someone can commit their whole entire lifestyle to being such a fantastic woman when I'm such a bum about it.
Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's a possibility of me ... being psychic.
If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice -- you will be more attracted to me.
If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel's. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.
My last boyfriend smashed my heart into a million billion pieces. I've had no father figure and I had finally trusted a man. If I were to get involved with another guy, he'd have to be pretty much be the Second Coming.
I'm far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don't want to settle down yet, Gross!
I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the ï¿½vag... hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pimp. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don't want someone who's going to steal my moisturizer.
Aint got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here. And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger. But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.
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