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I'm terrified of having a toddler + a newborn + no family nearby + a hubby with crummy vacation time.
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of my dog sniffing that baby.
It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
The average newborn baby spends 133 minutes every day crying. Can't wait!
All newborn babies are ugly.
How come every time I have hooters I need to shit out a new born baby?
The bath was great...I feel like new born baby!
I'm out this b*tch like a new born baby!
Hate it when people show you a picture of some pink new born baby and it looks like an alien but you have to say AWWWWWW HOW CUTE...
Fresh out the box like a new born baby.
I feel like a new born baby after a nap.
The highlight of my holidays = smelling like a new born baby and getting bags under my eyes.
This boy said a new born baby got more hair than her.
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