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I've had dreams of us cuddling on the planet Mars, then when I wake up, I'm all covered in sex.
If God one day struck me blind, your beauty I would still see.
I bet if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine.
Every way she's a winner, turn a gay preacher into a sinner.
A body like yours ought to be in jail, because it's on the verge of being obscene.
The pills gonna leave a side effect that'll take another pill to correct.
Is the mail man jerking you around? Did he put your million dollar check in somebody else's box?
In this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life, you're on your own.
Everybody gets high, everybody gets low, these are the days when anything goes.
If you really want to be a star, we can do it in your Mama's car.
What's beyond you and me depends my friends primarily on how you view your role in eternity.
It's been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
The smell of animal lust is all over me.
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